Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Who Wants A Popsicle?

After a delicious dinner my boyfriend started washing dishes. I stealthily went into the freezer and grabbed a popsicle. Then I stood behind him and reached around so I was rubbing his crotch through his jeans.

I undid his belt and the top button and reached a hand in. "Mmmm," he murmured then turned around so he was facing me.

He dried his hands on his jeans and reached for my face. Then something happened.

I don't know why, but all I could focus on was how he had left the water running. Two seconds, three seconds, four seconds passed and he still didn't turn it off. My inner nag took over and I exclaimed, "You are the worst with leaving the water on!"

As soon as it came out of my mouth I regretted it. What is wrong with me?, I thought. he is washing the dishes (without being asked), he's trying to kiss me, and I feel the need to harp on the fact that he sometimes leaves the water running?

"Jesus, sorry, I'm a little distracted since you stuck your hand down my pants."

I apologized, but the moment was killed. Luckily, I had a popsicle to revive said moment.

Also very luckily, he is not the type to sulk and as soon as I reached for the popsicle and asked him if he was up for the challenge, he seemed to forget that I had gone all mean mommy on him.

I unwrapped the popsicle (actually it was a fudgesicle), knelt down, and popped it in my mouth. I admit I felt like a bit of a porn star mimicking oral sex on a frozen treat while my boyfriend watched.

As silly as it seems to wear a whipped cream bikini or pretend to pleasure a popsicle, if you go big, your guy will, well, get big too. The second you start giggling or acting self-conscious or asking him if you look lame or if you should stop, though, he'll start to wonder if what you're doing really is lame.

(Yes, this advice is as much for me as it is for all of you since I can be the queen of self-consciousness in bed. Just thought I'd share.)

Anyway, I didn't giggle and tried my best not to feel stupid. And it worked. He was loving watching me go to town on that popsicle and he did this sighing thing he always does when I know he's enjoying something visual.

After I was sure that my mouth was sufficiently cold, I put my lips around his tip. He flinched at first, but then said, "Ohhh the cold feels good" so I took more of him in my mouth. I felt him harden as I swirled my tongue around him and tightened my lips on his shaft.

After he was at "full mast", I pulled away and went back to the fudgesicle. Then I gave his balls some attention. Perhaps not the best technique. I could literally feel them retract into his body when my cold mouth touched them. I quickly shifted my focus back to his shaft. Crisis averted!

I handed the pop to him and wrapped a hand around the base of his penis. I then began moving it up and down in sync with my mouth so that my lips and the circle I had formed with my thumb and pointer finger never lost contact. This is a great way to simulate a deeper beej without having to worry about your gag reflex.

After, oh, about 10 strokes like this, his knees buckled a little (remember, he was still standing up) and he said, "You're gonna make me come." And when he did, I really thought he was going to collapse on top of me and we'd end up in the ER, him with a busted knee and me with a concussion and melted fudgesicle all over my face.

But he braced himself on the kitchen counter and managed to stay upright. As soon as he had regained muscle control, he lifted me up and pulled me into a bear hug and whispered, "I love you". I whipped my head around and smiled.

"What? Don't look so surprised," he said, laughing- "I can't imagine being without you."

"Well, without me you'd be a guy with his pants around his ankles, a dying boner, and a half-eaten fudgesicle in your hand.

So yeah, don't imagine being without me."

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Friday, September 14, 2012

Book Review- Jack’s Blow Job Lessons

Jack’s Blow Job Lessons is a book with personality.

The author Jack Hutson is a man whose passion for receiving great head shines through on every page.

Jack is an unapologetic, selfish jerk with only one thing on his mind- <b>Blow Jobs</b>

Now if you are interested in learning how to give a great BJ, a selfish and boorish BJ connoisseur is exactly what you need.

If you can set aside any feminist objections to the book, you might learn something valuable.

I learned my BJ skills first hand from one of those types (an egocentric prick) who was forceful in the bedroom and unafraid to voice exactly what he wanted out of his oral sex session. And today, years after I kicked that guy to the curb, my amazingly loving boyfriend reaps the benefits of my superior skills.

The sad fact is that a wonderful boyfriend who is nice and considerate doesn’t usually have the attitude to teach a woman how to give a great BJ in such a dirty, crude, and effective, way!

To be one of the elite 10% of women who know how to give great head (a figure that Jack came up with based on the large number of women who’ve opened their tonsils for his dick) can be a rewarding thing indeed.

In my experience, there’s nothing better than blowing a 45-year-old man who freaks out (in a good way) and tells you that you’re the first woman to ever bring him to orgasm via oral sex.

Really? After all these years, I’m the first? That’s flattering.

Despite Jack’s sexist attitude and sometimes poor grammar and mediocre writing style, Jack will give you the tools you need to blow your man’s dick, and his mind. There are pages and pages of great tips and pointers that are sure to improve your cock sucking skills.

The golden rule? Jack waxes on for several pages about you cultivating the right attitude (you gotta love it) for giving great head, but it boils down to this “YOU are getting pleasure from sucking HIS cock. He is LETTING YOU enjoy the amazing feeling of sucking his dick.” (page 45)

Skipping over the anatomy lesson and getting to the good stuff including a comprehensive list of 22 different Blow Job techniques and a list of several different oral sex positions. (He doesn’t recommend one of my personal favorites, 69, because he says giving while receiving is too confusing for men). His most recommended position is The Supreme Dominance position, “Your man should stand up, and you get down on your knees. It’s very important that you’re comfortable when giving head in this position. Put something under your knees so they don’t hurt and therefore disturb you later. The “supreme dominance” position is amazing, 90% of guys prefer this position when getting head.” (page 30) Also included is a brilliant guide to giving deep throat offered by former porn star Tanya J.

My favorite piece of advice “You should be giving him head with your whole body, not just with your mouth.” (page 50)

Who Shouldn’t Read This Book?

Women who are easily offended by sexist pigs.

Who Should Read This Book?

Women who don’t want to date an asshole in order to be schooled on giving great head, but who still want to learn to suck a mean dick.

“Remember that he has to feel like a King when getting head, so the more he can see of you, the hornier and happier you are – the better.” (page 35)

All things (including the author's attitude) considered, you will be purchasing this book based on the fact that you want to learn how to please your man with a Mind Blowing Blow Job and that's exactly what you will learn how to do within the pages of Jack's Blow Job Lessons.

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Oral Sex In The Shower

My boyfriend and I hook up in the shower fairly regularly so I decided to put a little twist on it to make it more interesting…

Instead of getting in the shower with him, I simply pulled back the curtain, knelt outside the tub, and went to work. (OK, this may or may not also have to do with the fact that I had just gotten a blowout and didn’t want to get my hair wet.)

He had gone to the gym earlier so I gave him ample time to, you know, wash his business before I ambushed. (I don’t know about you, but I made the mistake of doing oral on an ex post-workout and it was not a pleasant experience.) I stealthily sneaked into the bathroom and pulled the curtain aside, flashing him a smile.

I reached for his junk then put my mouth on it. Then something surprising happened. He let out these really loud moans. I’m talking, Is something wrong? Should I stop? type of moans. He’s not usually incredibly loud when we hook up, and definitely not right at the beginning. (he is more of a quiet moaner throughout and a “Ohhhh Shit” guy during climax.) I was taken aback, but I kept going because- get this- his toes were curled. And I heard from a friend once that guys curl their toes when they’re either super aroused or about to climax.

And my instincts were right! He was loving it.

And I have to say, I was loving it too. One thing I like about giving oral in the shower is that the water helps keep things slick. So I can get one hand involved without any risk of chafing.

(Tip: if you’re going to give a HJ in the shower, I highly recommend using conditioner as lube.)

I did the one-hand-and-mouth technique for a little while then resurrected an old tip I once read in Cosmo about treating the guy’s penis like an ice cream cone. Yeah, yeah, it sounds a little weird and cheesy, but it gets a great reaction. Hold onto his equipment with one hand and swirl your tongue around the tip. I alternated doing this and putting it in my mouth, and judging by his continued moans and groans, it was a hit.

He finished and his legs were so shaky that he had to lean against the wall. (maybe that had something to do with him working out earlier, but I’m gonna’ take the credit!) I asked him later if it was perhaps a particularly good BJ. I didn’t want to embarrass him by alluding to the abnormally loud moans, but he knew what I was saying.

He told me it was just such a great surprise!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

How to Give a Blowjob: A Crash Course On Giving Men Great Head

If there’s one skill that every man would like a woman to have, that is none other than knowing how to give a blowjob. One of the most common mistakes that women make is thinking that all the work should be done by the man in the relationship. However, if you want to have a great sex life, you should do your part and learn about the techniques in bed that will give him the utmost sexual pleasure.

So what exactly does it take to give a man great head?

Below is a crash course on how to give a man great head which will lead him to have an orgasm that he is not bound to forget anytime soon.

Step 1: Be In A Comfortable Position

Just like penetrative sex, there are a multitude of positions that you can try while learning how to give a BJ to your guy. You can either have him lie down in bed, have him standing up or make him sit on a comfortable couch. Let’s say that you choose the last position. What you can do here is kneel in between his legs so that you can gain easy access to all ‘the goods’. Although it only takes a few minutes of direct stimulation for a man to have an orgasm especially when you’re using your mouth, you would not want to have things over too soon – so make sure that you’re in a comfortable position while going down on him.

Step 2: Start Giving Him Head By Slowly Licking Him

It doesn’t matter if he’s already hard or not. The best way to start giving him head is by using your tongue in one long, slow licking motion from the base of his penis all the way up. Do this on as many sides of his penis as you can, then when you feel that he’s all worked up, that is the time that you can slowly take him into your mouth.

Step 3: Use Your Tongue, Mouth & Fingers

As you slowly take his penis deep into your mouth, make sure that you don’t ignore the rest of his package. Use your tongue, mouth and fingers to stimulate the rest of his shaft. Use an up and down motion with your fingers to cover the part of the shaft which you cannot take into your mouth. Showing him that you are really into it will be a huge turn on, so stare into his eyes and watch his reaction. Finally, marvel in your sexual prowess at your being able to give him the ultimate pleasure in bed – and use every tool at your disposal to give him a mind-blowing orgasm that he’s not bound to forget anytime soon!

Tips

Don’t forget to gently tug at, lick or even swallow one of his balls into your mouth if you want to make giving head an extra pleasurable experience for him.

Warnings

The worst way to receive a blowjob is for a man to actually feel your teeth on him – so keep your lips covered. The best way to prevent accidentally grazing his penis with your teeth is by relaxing your jaw. If you need to, cover your teeth with your lips.

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

3 Mistakes To Avoid When Learning To Give A Blowjob

If you are trying to brush up on your oral sex skills, the first thing that you need to learn about is the worst mistakes that you can ever make. Although you might think that any blowjob is better than not receiving one at all, most men would wish that you to be skilled at it.

They would most definitely prefer not getting a blowjob at all rather than receiving a bad one, especially if you are a ‘teeth-grazer’ or if you treat a penis like it’s your grandmother’s fine china!

So if you do want better skills in bed and want to learn how to give the best blowjob, here are the top three mistakes you should steer clear of:

Mistake #1: Not Lending Him A Helping Hand

Perhaps one of the most common mistakes that women make when learning how to give a BJ is not using their hands enough. Remember that just like your vagina, there are secret crevices, curves and veins around his shaft and below his balls which require attention.

In order for you to explore these zones and give him some oral loving that he is not bound to forget anytime soon, make sure to lend him a helping hand. Move your hands up and down his shaft within the area which is not covered by your mouth. The motion of your hands and lips should be one fluid movement, which makes him feel as if you are taking it all in.

Mistake #2: Giving Him The Death Grip 

There’s a thin line between sucking firmly, and gripping him with your mouth as if you are trying to strangle a live chicken. If you don’t want to give him the death grip – either using your mouth of your hands, make sure to always listen to his moans and groans.

If the sounds that he is making are moans of pleasure rather than groans of pain – then you are on the right track.

Mistake #3:  Ignoring His Balls


You might hear how some men refer to their genitalia as his ‘package’ and this is because the shaft of his penis should not be separated from their cousins, which are his balls.

While going down on him, make sure that you are well acquainted with his balls. Use your free hand to caress his balls, try not to squeeze too hard- tickle, tease them and do whatever it is that you want to do, just don’t ignore them!

By avoiding the top three mistakes that women make when learning how to give a BJ, you will be on your way towards mastering the art of giving head.

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Monday, April 16, 2012

10 Tips For Better Fellatio

Use the following 10 Tips to learn how to give the best blowjob and your man will want to be with you each every night, more than you can even imagine!

1) Don’t use teeth when sucking unless you are giving a playful nibble here and there, otherwise most men won’t like it as it can really hurt!

2) Move your head up and down gently and use your hands as well.

3) Put your hands on his chest and legs and gently touch his testicles, using your touch for extra sexual tension.

4) Always be in a comfortable position where you can change your angles quickly and easily.

5) Please your man with enthusiasm, simply... enjoy it too!

6) Use different techniques and moves, diversify your strokes, licks and sucks as it will create extra excitement.
 
7) Ask your man about feedback, faster slower, softer, etc. He knows what feels best!

8) Start slowly, don’t rush at the beginning, Gently kiss the penis, stroke it a bit and then take it into your mouth.

9) Men have a sensitive spot that is called frenulum. It is placed below the head of the penis. If you can activate it in a good moment, it can give your man extra sensation!

10) Always be safe, make sure your partner doesn’t have STD’s, any viruses or sexually-transmitted diseases, use condoms for extra safety if necessary.

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Friday, April 13, 2012

The Guide To Giving A Good Blow Job

You don’t have to be Jenna Jameson to know that every guy likes receiving head.

Going down on a guy may not be every gal’s cup of tea while others might really love it but when one does choose to go downtown, it takes skill to ensure the act is pleasurable for both parties...

Read on to learn how to give a blow job that he won’t soon forget.

Talk It Out

It’s very important to know what he likes and what you like; are you a swallower or would you prefer he let you know when he’s about to come? Does he like a lot of saliva?

Get some of these subjects out of the way before you get down to it; this will keep you both happy.

Use A Condom If Needed

If you’re going down on a new dude and don’t know where he’s been, it’s best to use a condom. STIs like herpes and gonorrhoea are spread not only through intercourse, but oral sex, too. Use a flavoured condom if you hate the taste of latex, and be sure it’s not lubricated, as spermicide may numb your mouth.

Use Your Tongue

Blow jobs don’t just begin once you’ve enveloped your man with your mouth. Use your tongue to lick and moisten his member from head to base, tickling and teasing him. Be sure to run your tongue across the vein on the underside of his penis, which is a very sensitive area.

Go Easy On The Teeth

Sure, you can lightly use your teeth to nibble and tease. When you get down to it, though, gently cover your teeth with your lips to ensure he’s not screaming for the wrong reasons.

Be As Hands-On As Possible

Don’t just hang your hands limply at your sides; keep them busy! While you suck, slide your hand up and down the shaft as if you were giving him a hand job. Grip his butt cheeks, his hips, and massage his testicles. You can also give yourself some love while you’re at it which is sure to drive him wild.

Don’t Forget The Boys

His testicles are part of the whole package, so be sure to gently lick, suck, as well as massage them with your free hand. Pay close attention to the perineum, which is that patch of skin between his butt and scrotum; gently stroke it with your finger, which will bring him to new heights.

Look Him In The Eyes

To give you both an added thrill, be sure to look up into your guy’s eyes every once in a while.
He’ll enjoy watching, and you’ll love seeing the pleasure you’re providing him with.

Hum

Humming during fellatio won’t only convey how much you’re enjoying yourself, but he’ll also feel the vibrations.

No Need For Deep Throat

Contrary to popular belief, great oral sex does not require you take him in deeper and deeper.
Activating your gag reflex is not sexy, so just go as far as you can.

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